im really mad at how accurate this is
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A moment of silence for our fallen bearded brother who sacrificed himself for the sake of this disgustingly accurate illustration.
5:00: oh boy Chinese food
5:05: I ate way too much Chinese food
5:10: oh boy leftover Chinese food
Person on the phone: Am I speaking to the head of the household?
John Mulaney, handing the phone to Petunia: It’s for you

